Yes, that is my leg.
Yes, it’s so swollen.
Yes, it hurts like a bitch.
Yes, it’s bleeding out of the left stitch.
Yes, I can’t bend it to pee.
Yes, I slid down the stairs on a pillow.
Yes, I have eaten cranberry relish, jello, greek yogurt, imitation crab, grapes, and lima beans.
Yes, I have no control over food.
Yes, I’m going to gain weight.
And yes, I’m crying on an average of every 15 minutes.
On another note, thanks to Kath…
I bought this for Christmas…
Kill me, please.